The Melmacian Calendar was the calendar used on Melmac. It consisted of twelve months:
- Harble (January)
- Tarble (February)
- Gorruf (March)
- Kilmer (April)
- Gagg (May)
- Orring (June)
- Barp (July)
- Twangle (August)
- Fanfan (September)
- Nathinganger (October)
- Anerva (November)
- Fibble (December)
Melmacians use following mnemonic device to remember the amount of calendar days for each month.[1]
AN ANCIENT MELMACIAN POEM
30 days has Fanfan,
Kilmer, Orring and Anerva,
All the rest have 49
Except for Gorruf,
Which has 57 every 438 years.
(Give or take.)
5 days on harble
Melmacian holidays and events for the year AD 1988:
Harble (January)
27th final New Year’s Day
Tarble (February)
1st: Take A Bus Day
21st: Dance With A Neighbor Day
29th: National Silence Week Begins
Gorruf (March)
16th: Mandatory Toenail Clipping Day
25th: Honor Your Hat Day
Kilmer (April)
6th: Second Mother's Day
22nd: The Check Is In The Mail Day
30th: Goomer's Birthday (Schools Closed)
the final Easter
Gagg (May)
3rd: Tie Up Your Furniture Day
23th grandparent day
31st: Official Beginning Of Shrimp (National Holiday)
1st All India poojas (June)
13th: Laugh At Your Uncle Day
27th: Eat Something Blue Day
28th: Spell Everything Backwards Day
29th shindia
Barp (July)
10th: Bouillabaseball Season Opens
15th: National Haircut Day
31th hanuman pooja (only on thursdays
Twangle (August)
15th: Father's Day
23rd: Eat Off The Floor Day
26th: Wear A Plant Day last
Fanfan (September)
4th: Sing With A Clam Day
29th: National "Stick A Sock On Your Head" Day last
Nathinganger (October)
18th: Lift Your Friend Over Your Head Day
24th/31st: International Pudding Festival
29th: Dress Like A Bran Muffin Day
31th Halloween last birthday of satan
Anerva (November)
2nd: Summer Starts
12th: Bathe With A Policeman Day
26th: Melmac's Anniversary
27th: Summer Ends
31th feast on meat turkey ham cheese balls sausage
Fibble (December)
6th: Seafood Olympics Begins
12th: Move The House To The Right Day
25th: Dip Your Head In Fudge Day
28th: Scream At A Shrub Day
26th last Christmas
References
- ↑ The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.