Changes: Melmacian Calendar

Latest revision as of 19:20, 14 July 2021

The Melmacian Calendar is the calendar used on Melmac. It consists of twelve months:

Harble (January)
Tarble (February)
Gorruf (March)
Kilmer (April)
Gagg (May)
Orring (June)
Barp (July)
Twangle (August)
Fanfan (September)
Nathinganger (October)
Anerva (November)
Fibble (December)

Melmacians use following mnemonic device to remember the amount of calendar days for each month.^[1]

AN ANCIENT MELMACIAN POEM

Melmacian-mnemonic-calendar-days-1 — _{This photo of the poem's transcription found in an official ALF calendar from 1988 shows that the publishers were not the sharpest students of Melmac, because they made the following errors when transcribing the poem: Misspelled Fanfan as "Fan fan"; didn't capitalize Orring; misspelled Gorruf as "Gorruff".}

30 days has Fanfan,
Kilmer, Orring and Anerva,
All the rest have 49
Except for Gorruf,
Which has 57 every 438 years.
(Give or take.)

Melmacian holidays and events for Earth year AD 1988:^[2]

Harble (January)
None listed.

Tarble (February)
1st: Take A Bus Day
21st: Dance With A Neighbor Day
29th: National Silence Week Begins

Gorruf (March)
16th: Mandatory Toenail Clipping Day
25th: Honor Your Hat Day

Kilmer (April)
6th: Second Mother's Day
22nd: The Check Is In The Mail Day
30th: Goomer's Birthday (Schools Closed)

Gagg (May)
3rd: Tie Up Your Furniture Day
31st: Official Beginning Of Shrimp (National Holiday)

Orring (June)
13th: Laugh At Your Uncle Day
27th: Eat Something Blue Day
28th: Spell Everything Backwards Day

Barp (July)
10th: Bouillabaseball Season Opens
15th: National Haircut Day

Twangle (August)
15th: Father's Day
23rd: Eat Off The Floor Day
26th: Wear A Plant Day

Fanfan (September)
4th: Sing With A Clam Day
29th: National "Stick A Sock On Your Head" Day

Nathinganger (October)
18th: Lift Your Friend Over Your Head Day
24th/31st: International Pudding Festival
29th: Dress Like A Bran Muffin Day

Anerva (November)
2nd: Summer Starts
12th: Bathe With A Policeman Day
26th: Melmac's Anniversary
27th: Summer Ends

Fibble (December)
6th: Seafood Olympics Begins
12th: Move The House To The Right Day
25th: Dip Your Head In Fudge Day
28th: Scream At A Shrub Day

References

↑ The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.
↑ The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.

[1] The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.

[2] The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.

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-<hr />Melmacian holidays and events for the year AD 1988:<ref>The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.</ref>
+<hr />Melmacian holidays and events for Earth year AD 1988:<ref>The ALF Official 12 Month Calendar 1988. One Stop Posters, 1988.</ref>
-<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Harble '''(January)<br />the second new year </p><p style="line-height:120%;">'''Tarble '''(February)<br />1st: Take A Bus Day<br />21st: Dance With A Neighbor Day</p><p style="line-height:120%;">reading challenge on 1823<br />29th: National Silence Week Begins</p>
+<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Harble '''(January)<br />None listed.</p><p style="line-height:120%;">'''Tarble '''(February)<br />1st: Take A Bus Day<br />21st: Dance With A Neighbor Day<br />29th: National Silence Week Begins</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Gorruf '''(March)<br />16th: Mandatory Toenail Clipping Day<br />25th: Honor Your Hat Day</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Kilmer '''(April)<br />6th: Second Mother's Day<br />22nd: The Check Is In The Mail Day<br />30th: Goomer's Birthday (Schools Closed)</p>
-<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Gagg '''(May)<br />3rd: Tie Up Your Furniture Day</p>
+<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Gagg '''(May)<br />3rd: Tie Up Your Furniture Day<br />31st: Official Beginning Of Shrimp (National Holiday)</p>
-<p style="line-height:120%;">16th:make cake 🧁 🍰 🎂 day<br />31st: Official Beginning Of Shrimp (National Holiday)</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Orring''' (June)<br />13th: Laugh At Your Uncle Day<br />27th: Eat Something Blue Day<br />28th: Spell Everything Backwards Day</p>
-<p style="line-height:120%;">30th school winner reads on 1825 </p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Barp '''(July)<br />10th: Bouillabaseball Season Opens<br />15th: National Haircut Day</p>
-<p style="line-height:120%;">31st: last day of school </p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Twangle '''(August)<br />15th: Father's Day<br />23rd: Eat Off The Floor Day<br />26th: Wear A Plant Day</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Fanfan '''(September)<br />4th: Sing With A Clam Day<br />29th: National "Stick A Sock On Your Head" Day</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Nathinganger '''(October)<br />18th: Lift Your Friend Over Your Head Day<br />24th/31st: International Pudding Festival<br />29th: Dress Like A Bran Muffin Day</p>
 <p style="line-height:120%;">'''Anerva '''(November)<br />2nd: Summer Starts<br />12th: Bathe With A Policeman Day<br />26th: Melmac's Anniversary<br />27th: Summer Ends</p>
+<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Fibble '''(December)<br />6th: Seafood Olympics Begins<br />12th: Move The House To The Right Day<br />25th: Dip Your Head In Fudge Day<br />28th: Scream At A Shrub Day</p><p style="line-height:120%;">
-<p style="line-height:120%;">'''Fibble '''(December)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">1st day of school<br />6th: Seafood Olympics Begins<br />12th: Move The House To The Right Day</p><p style="line-height:120%;">24th the second Christmas.  no school <br />25th: Dip Your Head In Fudge Day<br />28th: Scream At A Shrub Day</p><p style="line-height:120%;">fibble 2 (second December) </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take a fieldtrip</p><p style="line-height:120%;">make moms </p><p style="line-height:120%;">and do any </p><p style="line-height:120%;">werantala (second January)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">laugh at your mom</p><p style="line-height:120%;">melmacian language talks</p><p style="line-height:120%;">do the roman  concerts concert contest </p><p style="line-height:120%;">banaraca (second February)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">make a reference to the mail </p><p style="line-height:120%;">no  don't Make the list has gone </p><p style="line-height:120%;">dalrahasa (second march) </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take any break on the day</p><p style="line-height:120%;">mentarala (second April)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">take a month on the world </p><p style="line-height:120%;">scatta (second may)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">springbreak  starts</p><p style="line-height:120%;">springbreak is finished </p><p style="line-height:120%;">berahama (second June)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">last day of gym </p><p style="line-height:120%;">Samadhigon (second July)</p><p style="line-height:120%;">art day </p><p style="line-height:120%;">beermank(second august) </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take on a walk with your dog </p><p style="line-height:120%;">shiramaka (dead September) </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take dogs on school </p><p style="line-height:120%;">dzheracha second October </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take on good days</p><p style="line-height:120%;">bermtanka second November </p><p style="line-height:120%;">take on fifty day walk </p><p style="line-height:120%;">cherladerasdzh second December </p><p style="line-height:120%;">last day of art </p><p style="line-height:120%;">dermanan  3rd january</p><p style="line-height:120%;">day on</p><p style="line-height:120%;">Drachm 3rd February </p><p style="line-height:120%;">make dragon heads </p><p style="line-height:120%;">Drachmas 3rd march</p><p style="line-height:120%;">take on day cook </p><p style="line-height:120%;">drache 3rd April</p><p style="line-height:120%;">take to make goat eat card</p><p style="line-height:120%;">ehcard 3rd may </p><p style="line-height:120%;">go to school and take a walk with me </p><p style="line-height:120%;">marchana 3rd june</p><p style="line-height:120%;">take on no ratchet </p><p style="line-height:120%;">malaka 3rd July make metal </p><p style="line-height:120%;">chelma 3rd august make things good </p><p style="line-height:120%;">drachama 3rd september </p><p style="line-height:120%;">make head of dogs 🐶 🐕 🐩 </p><p style="line-height:120%;">maldka the final month  on the year  is October November December hybrid </p><p style="line-height:120%;">31th the 3rd Christmas </p><p style="line-height:120%;"></p><p style="line-height:120%;"></p><p style="line-height:120%;"></p><hr />'''References'''
+</p>
+<hr />'''References'''
 <references />
-[[Category:Article stubs]]
-[[Category:Endless months and yeaers]]
-[[Category:Endless festivals holidays and much more]]