Melmac Rock

Melmac Rock doll and record from Burger King.

"Melmac Rock" is a song included on a record that came with an ALF doll that Burger King promoted in the 1980s.

Lyrics:

ALF:

1, 2, 3, 4

Well, I was born on Melmac on a parkay night.

The moons were green and the streets were bright.

I looked around and I said, "I feel alright.

I'm gonna rock this Melmac town tonight."

I got this job as an Orbit Guard

and when my work is done, I party hard.

Take my souped up ----- out on my back yard

and burn up Rigatoni Boulevard.

We're gonna fly tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

We're in the sky tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

From every corner of this galaxy, extraterrestrials will be rockin' with me.

So rock it with me, baby, 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

I got a pretty baby, sets my fur on fire.

Her kisses burn like a telephone wire.

But I'll tear up this town, We're gonna paint it blue.

The cats are jumping 'cause we're coming through.

We're gonna shout tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

Check it out tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

Shake it to the rhythm of my guitar.

Say "hi" to a real live shooting star.

So rock it with me, baby, 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

We're gonna dance tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

Take a chance tonight 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

So call in sick, take a holiday.

We're gonna put some chocolate syrup in that Milky Way.

So rock it with me, baby, 'cause we're doing the Melmac rock.

(Background vocalists: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Melmac Rock)

ALF:

Hey, check this out. My fingers aren't even touching the strings.

This one's destined for the charts. Which chart I won't say.

You know, being a rock star's kind of fun. I think I'll keep the outfit.

Maybe I'll dye my hair pink. Nah . . .