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| − | + | Melmac, the planet, was located in the Aldente Nebula in the [[Andromeda]] Galaxy. It was the homeworld of [[ALF]]. Residents of the planet were called [[Melmacians]] and they were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like [[Earth]] but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of [[Melmac (substance)|melmac]]. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun. (However, on "[[Turkey in the Straw: Part 2]]," [[ALF]] claims that Melmac has an orange sky and green clouds). |
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| − | Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, according to the Melmacian Calendar, due to nuclear war. |
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| − | '''The History of Melmac''' |
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| − | Before Melmacians existed, huge creatures used to roam Melmac. They looked like a cross between a dinosaur and an insurance salesman. |
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| − | Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when Harold Twink accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune. |
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| − | '''Planetary Motto: '''Are you going to finish that sandwich? |
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| − | '''Melmacian Anthem: '''"Dance till you drop", by Homer T. Swipe. |
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| − | '''Melmacian Currency: '''Whernicks |
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| − | '''Melmacian Months:''' Harble, Tarble, Goruff, Kilmerl, Gagg, Orring, Barp, Twangle, Fanfan, Nathinganger, Anerva, and Fibble.<br />'''National Flower: '''Roger the Turnip |
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| − | '''National Mascot: '''Buster, the Groundhog |
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| − | '''Melmacian Laws''' |
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| − | It's against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood |
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| − | The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber. |
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| − | To operate a gas grill, most Melmacians had to own a license. |
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| − | On Melmac, it was illegal to juggle your cousins. |
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| − | On Melmac, dancing with a mailman is a federal offense. |
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| − | On Melmac, waving at a halibut is against the law. |
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| − | '''Melmacian History''' |
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| − | In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure. |
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| − | In 1736, Green beans were given the right to vote. |
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| − | In 1847, Melmacians began using the word, "weenie". |
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| − | Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle. |
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| − | Melmacians couldn't pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956. |
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| − | In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking. |
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| − | In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres. |
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| − | '''Melmacian Holidays''' |
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| − | National Rag On the Martians Day |
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| − | St. Melmac's Day |
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| − | Fappiano (Thanksgiving) |
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| − | International Pudding Festival |
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| − | '''Miscellaneous Melmacian Facts''' |
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| − | Melmac's national pastime was mining for yogurt. |
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| − | A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days.... 386 days if you include Sundays. |
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| − | Melmac was once the intergalactic convention site for the Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups. |
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Latest revision as of 02:30, 2 May 2020
Melmac was a substance that the planet Melmac was composed of. (ALF: "A.L.F.")
Melmac, the planet, was located in the Aldente Nebula in the Andromeda Galaxy. It was the homeworld of ALF. Residents of the planet were called Melmacians and they were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like Earth but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of melmac. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun. (However, on "Turkey in the Straw: Part 2," ALF claims that Melmac has an orange sky and green clouds).