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{{quote|Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of| [[ALF]]}}
'''Melmac''' was a strange planet located in the Aldente Nebula in the [[Andromeda]] Galaxy. It was the homeworld of [[ALF]]. Residents of the planet were called [[Melmacians]] and they were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like [[Earth]] but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of [[melmac (substance)|melmac]]. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun. (However, on "[[Turkey in the Straw: Part 2]]," [[ALF]] claims that Melmac has an orange sky and green clouds
Melmac's national pastime was mining for yogurt. The planet was once the intergalactic convention site for the Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups.
Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, according to the [[Melmacian Calendar]] (1985 on the Earth calendar), although [[ALF|Gordon "ALF" Shumway]]
==Wildlife and Flora==
===Wildlife===
==Government==
===Executive Branch===
Melmac
===Legislative Branch===
The Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation formed the Imperial Senate, and
===Judicial Branch===
The Federation registered a trial for any
==Economy==
On Melmac, the economic values of various objects
Object Rank Value
==Melmacian Calendar==
A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days
The twelve Melmacian months
==History of Melmac==
===Ancient History===
Before Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's type existed, huge creatures,
Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when [[Harold Twink]] accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune.
===Recent History===
In
In
In 172, Melmacian Water Trumps
In 345, the Melmacian
In 578, one of Melmac's
In 1298, the Gwegonians
▲In 1298, Gwegonians declare war on Melmac, The [[Galactic War II|war]] begins
In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure.
In 1736, [[Green Bean]]s were given the right to vote.
In 1847, Melmacians began using the word
Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle.
Melmacians
In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking.
In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres.
In 1980, The Federation
In 1986, Melmac
Presumably in 1990,
==Melmacian Laws==
Melmac had a number of laws which Terrestrial humans might have found bizarre. Among them were these:
It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood▼
▲It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood.
The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber.
On Melmac, waving at a halibut was against the law.
==Melmacian Holidays==
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