- "Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of"
- ― ALF
Melmac was a planet located in the Aldente Nebula in the Andromeda Galaxy. It was the homeworld of ALF. Residents of the planet were called Melmacians and they were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like Earth but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of melmac. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun.
Melmac's national pastime was mining for yogurt. The planet was once the intergalactic convention site for the Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups.
Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, according to the Melmacian Calendar, due to nuclear war
Government
Executive Branch
Melmac is ran by the Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation, Due to nuclear war, the Imperial Federation enforced the laws of the surrounding planets, Melmac, Alvin, Alvin Heights, Dave (Object Kowal & Chiron) & Pluto & possibly Mars. The Federation signed the Intergalactic Imperious Constitution, However, due to the destruction of Melmac, The Federation made a new Imperious Constitution, This prohibited starships from Melmac to leave a Federation controlled section of the galaxy, ALF became an outlaw & was pursued by the Federation & sneakily swept down to Earth to avoid persecution.
Legislative Branch
The Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation formed the Imperial Senate & made a persecution law during Melmac's destruction, According to the document that restricted this action clearly stated that "no member of the Imperial Senate shall make a law working against the First Amendment", This document was repealed when the Federation made a new one.
Judicial Branch
The Federation registered a trial for any lawbreaker on any planet under Federation control, This justice system was abolished & replaced when the Federation made the Second Intergalactic Imperious Constitution & was replaced by disciplinary hearings with the Legislative & Executive Branch.
Economy
On Melmac, the economic charges are put in reverse, here are the values of objects:
Object Rank Value Value
Foam Valuable $1,000
Bronze 9 $950
Carpet 8 $800
Grass 7 $750
Coal 6 $600
Silver Half $500
Rust 4 $425
Dirt 3 $300
Cat hairs 2 $250
Foam Bottlecaps 1 $100
Bronze Bottlecaps 0.75 $75
Silver Bottlecaps 0.5 $50
Bottlecaps 0.1 or 0.01 $1-25
Gold Worthless $0
Melmacian Facts
Planetary Motto: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Melmacian Anthem: "Dance till you drop", by Homer T. Swipe.
Melmacian Currency: Whernicks
National Flower: Roger the Turnip
National Mascot: Buster, the Groundhog
Melmacian Calendar
A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days.... 386 days if you include Sundays.
The twelve Melmacian months are: Harble, Tarble, Goruff, Kilmerl, Gagg, Orring, Barp, Twangle, Fanfan, Nathinganger, Anerva, and Fibble.
History of Melmac
Ancient History
Before Melmacians existed, huge creatures used to roam Melmac. They looked like a cross between a dinosaur and an insurance salesman.
Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when Harold Twink accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune.
Recent History
In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure.
In 1736, Green beans were given the right to vote.
In 1847, Melmacians began using the word, "weenie".
Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle.
Melmacians couldn't pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956.
In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking.
In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres.
Melmacian Laws
It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood
The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber.
To operate a gas grill, most Melmacians had to own a license.
On Melmac, it was illegal to juggle your cousins.
On Melmac, dancing with a mailman was a federal offense.
On Melmac, waving at a halibut was against the law.
Melmacian Holidays
- National Rag On the Martians Day
- St. Melmac's Day
- Fappiano (similar to Thanksgiving)
- International Pudding Festival
- Sing With A Clam Day