- "Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of."
Melmac's national pastime was mining for yogurt. The planet was once the intergalactic convention site for the Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups.
Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, according to the Melmacian Calendar (1985 on the Earth calendar), although Gordon "ALF" Shumway claimed that his planet had exploded on his birthday, the 28th of Nathanganger, due to nuclear war. After his home planet exploded, ALF wandered through space for a year before uncrash-landing on Earth. over 20 billion to all continents
Wildlife and FloraEdit
Wildlife, Creatures, and AnimalsEdit
- Melmacian Cockroach
- Melmassaur (extinct)
- Orbit Gnat (extinct)
- Vespa (extinct)
- Vesta - Dog-like, but one of them is Neep
- Blood Pansies
- Dinnersaur (ALF Comics)
- Bouillabaseball Fish (Extinct)
- Salesman Dinosaur - These are creatures that inhabited Melmac before Melmacians. They're species name is not known, they are a cross of Dinosaurs and Salesmen.
- Living Bread - From ALF comic 14, on a Scary Radio Show on Melmac, "Night of the living Bread", A Baker was making bread, but his yeast was mislabeled, it actually contained Irradiated Crutonium, this made giant mutated bread. They were soon destroyed by The Mexorcist.
- Melmutants - First appeared in ALF comic 22, The Melmutants are Mutant Melmacians, such as the X-Melmen and including their Arch Nemisis ( Which is the most evil Melmutant of all), Magmeato.
Melmacian Animals and Creatures with NamesEdit
- Modzilla - From ALF comic 4.
- El Foggo - From ALF comic 1.
- Aloe Vera - From ALF comic 7, During ALF's childhood when he was a baby, a Aloe Plant was being used by Bob to get gel from it to make [Antiseptic cream]]. Gordon accidently Spilled Water on it and it became a walking, talking female human-like-plant. She was a villain until she became good after Gordon said, "Nice Lady! Save Dali!", which Dali was a doll that Gordon had as a baby, Aloe Vera loved him and became a famous celebrity. Aloe Vera went became a World-Renowned Spokesplant, then had a successful career on T.V., which led to cassettes, best-selling books, and a Fortune-500 cosmetics firm. With a company having "Aloe Dolly" Toys.
- Cloecatra - In ALF comic 31, the Queen of the cats during the "Alexis Dynasty".
- The High Evolutionary - In ALF Annual 1, a very Powerful Being. Enemies with the Phoenix Woman.
- Sentimels - In Super-sized ALF Holiday Special 2, Only one Sentimel was seen, the Sentimel was trying to destroy the X-Melmen. It was Defeated by ALF and Dark Kleenex of the X-Melmen.
Melmac was run by the Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation. Due to nuclear war, the Imperial Federation enforced the laws of the surrounding planets, Melmac, Alvin, Alvin Heights, Dave(Object Kowal & Chiron), and Pluto; also, possibly, Mars. The Federation signed the Intergalactic Imperious Constitution, but due to the destruction of Melmac, the Federation enacted a new Imperious Constitution. This forbade Melmacian starships to leave a Federation-controlled section of the galaxy. ALF became an outlaw, whom the Federation pursued; he sneakily swept down to Earth to avoid persecution, only to have his ship crash-land there.
The Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation formed the Imperial Senate, and it imposed a persecution law during Melmac's destruction. The document that restricted this action clearly stated that "no member of the Imperial Senate shall make a law working against the First Amendment," but this document was repealed when the Federation enacted a new one.
The Federation registered a trial for any law-breaker on any planet under Federation control. However, when the Federation enacted the Second Intergalactic Imperious Constitution, this justice system was abolished and replaced by disciplinary hearings with the Legislative and Executive Branches.
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On Melmac, the economic values of various objects worked just about the exact opposite of Earth values:
Object Rank Value
|Foam Bottle caps||10th||100|
Planetary Motto: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Melmacian Anthem: "Dance till you drop", by Homer T. Swipe.
Melmacian Currency: Wernicks
National Flower: Roger the Turnip
National Mascot: Buster, the Groundhog
A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days excluding Sundays, 386 days if Sundays were included.
The twelve Melmacian months were: Harble, Tarble, Goruff, Kilmerl, Gagg, Orring, Barp, Twangle, Fanfan, Nathinganger, Anerva, and Fibble.
History of MelmacEdit
Before Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's type existed, huge creatures, which resembled a cross between a dinosaur and an insurance salesman, used to roam Melmac.
Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when Harold Twink accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune.
By A.D. 3, Melmac was owned under a government policy of the then new Trade Federation.
In A.D. 5, The Federation enacted, signed, and ratified the first constitution.
In A.D. 6, the first prince was elected to the throne.
In 172, Melmacian Water Trumps ceased to be considered legal in nearby cities or to be concerned as pets or tree plants, and it ceased to be legal to own one.
In 345, the Melmacian Cockroach was discovered.
In 578, one of Melmac's neighboring planets, Gwegon, was invaded by Torks. The Federation declared war on Aktoerk, the main planet supplying these creatures, ultimately starting a huge war, which Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's time learned about in their history books as Galactic War I. In 1243, the war ended.
In 1298, the Gwegonians declared war on Melmac, and the Second Galactic War began. In 1306, that war ended.
In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure.
In 1736, Green Beans were given the right to vote.
In 1847, Melmacians began using the word "weenie." Gordon Shumway never explained its Melmacian etymology to the Tanner family when he commenced to live with them and received the nickname of "ALF."
Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle.
Melmacians were unable to pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956.
In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking.
In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres.
In 1980, The Federation declared a nuclear war, "Galactic War III," on the Andromedian Revolt Society, a rebel group on Torkwrish, another planet that was a combatant in the first war.
In 1986, Melmac exploded, and the Federation ordered the signing of the second Constitution; in addition, the war ended, and according to another source, the planet wasn't also destroyed by a destructive weapon which a team of robotic hybrid aliens called Zorgulons had artificed.
Presumably in 1990, the year the TV show ended, ALF's friends Skip and Rhonda explained that Melmacians had bought a new planet on which they could live. The new planet was already inhabited, so Melmacians negotiated with the native aliens on the planet. ALF said this when he decoded the message sent in the series finale, "Consider Me Gone."
In 2016 Philip Sandeman was elected to be the Illustrious Grand Leader of Melmac. Sandeman swept aside all contenders with voters incredibly keen on his infamous abilities to complete 50 headstand push ups, wax 200 bar on a night out and run 5k in under 20 minutes. Even more impressively he has squeezed 85mpg out of a 450bhp 1.6 automatic VW Golf and accurately predicted future oil prices. All hail Sandeman! in 22918 bc melmacian first emperor melmacianekdfdkfjgvrfkgvrfk was born with his family in the place in geroupe his wife was a queen empress and her and his family live in geroupe Egypiat geroupe they built an cazillions zillions room palace
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Melmac had a number of laws which Terrestrial humans might have found bizarre. Among them were these:
It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood.
The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber.
To operate a gas grill, most Melmacians had to own a license.
On Melmac, it was illegal to juggle your cousins.
On Melmac, dancing with a mailman was a federal offense.
On Melmac, waving at a halibut was against the law.
- Beginning in 172, Melmacian Water Trumps were illegal to own in a populated area, especially one with a lake or ocean. Any violation of that law would result in severe penalties, either a possible life prison sentence or the death penalty. And it has all continents
- in about 6 billions to 222222222200000111111167237473473845943485745u67 billion to trillions of year vigintillions to infinite melmac will die and gets annihilated by the swelled blue sun when the purple sun swell up to become the blue giant .