The host of a local telvision talk show. He brings on strange people and ridicules them. He has Raquel Ochmonek on the show after she sees ALF and humiliates her. His puppet sidekick Mr. Cuckoo calls Raquel "cuckoo." ALF calls the show to defend Raquel and gets voted "cuckoo of the week," a title he had earned before. (Episode: "Take a Look at Me Now").