Assistant to Mr. Defoe on Air Force One.
Mr. Hogarth fields a phone call from ALF regarding President Reagan's policy on nuclear weapons. Unfortunately, Mr. Hogarth misinterprets the conversation as a bomb threat and sends the FBI to the Tanner residence in order to arrest Willie.
Meanwhile, Hogarth searches for meanings to the acronym A.L.F. and comes up with the following possibilities:
- American Laundry Federation
- The Association of Lawn Fertelizer
- Alabama Lunatic Fringe