Willie's uncle. He is described as a grumpy, inconsiderate man, but he changes his ways when he has a heart attack and is hospitalized for over a month and realizes that he has no friends in life. Albert tragically dies of shock when he discovers ALF staying in a tent in the backyard.
ALF celebrates his death according to Melmacian funeral customs, which sparks a debate between him and Willie over the proper way to show repsect for the dead.
Uncle Albert's funeral arrangements are undertaken by the Waxman Funeral Parlor.