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Alf-piano

"Parasite Hotel" is a song played and sung by ALF after Kate accused him of freeloading in the Tanner house. After singing the song, ALF comments that piano is hard to play without the red keys.

ALF sings:

"I just checked into the Parasite Hotel.

They ain't got a porter or a bell.

I just checked into the Parasite Hotel."

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