Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Quotes== *ALF: Since Uncle Albert is such a pain, why don't you just tell the guy to bug off? *Willie: Oh, I can't do that ALF he's family. *ALF: Fine. Now you're stuck with an unwanted house guest. *Willie: Isn't it strange how that pattern keeps repeating itself? *ALF: Why? Kates' [[Dorothy Halligan Deaver|mother]] is coming too? *''Uncle Albert finds ALF in the backyard tent watching television'' *ALF: Care for a cookie? *''Uncle Albert passes out and dies from the shock of seeing ALF'' *ALF: Alright, after your nap. Summary: Please note that all contributions to the ALF Wiki are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://alf.fandom.com/wiki/We%27re_So_Sorry,_Uncle_Albert"