Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==History of Melmac== ===Ancient History=== Before Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's type existed, huge creatures, which resembled a cross between a dinosaur and an insurance salesman, used to roam Melmac. Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when [[Harold Twink]] accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune. ===Recent History=== By A.D. 3, Melmac was owned under a government policy of the then new Trade Federation. In A.D. 5, The Federation enacted, signed, and ratified the first constitution. In A.D. 6, the first prince was elected to the throne. In 172, Melmacian Water Trumps ceased to be considered legal in nearby cities or to be concerned as pets or tree plants, and it ceased to be legal to own one. In 345, the Melmacian Cockroach was discovered. In 578, one of Melmac's neighboring planets, [[Gwegon]], was invaded by Torks. The Federation declared war on [[Aktoerk]], the main planet supplying these creatures, ultimately starting a [[Galactic War I|huge war]], which Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's time learned about in their history books as Galactic War I. In 1243, the war ended. In 1298, the Gwegonians declared war on Melmac, and the [[Galactic War II|Second Galactic War]] began. In 1306, that war ended. In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure. In 1736, [[Green Bean]]s were given the right to vote. In 1847, Melmacians began using the word "weenie." Gordon Shumway never explained its Melmacian etymology to the Tanner family when he commenced to live with them and received the nickname of "ALF." Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle. Melmacians were unable to pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956. In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking. In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres. In 1980, The Federation declared a [[Galactic War III|nuclear war]], "Galactic War III," on the Andromedian Revolt Society, a rebel group on Torkwrish, another planet that was a combatant in the first war. In 1986, Melmac exploded, the Federation ordered the signing of the second Constitution, and the war ended. Presumably in 1990, the year the TV show ended, ALF's friends [[Skip]] and [[Rhonda]] explained that Melmacians had bought a new planet on which they could live. The new planet was already inhabited, so Melmacians negotiated with the native aliens on the planet. ALF said this when he decoded the message sent in the series finale, "[[Consider Me Gone]]." In 2016 Philip Sandeman was elected to be the Illustrious Grand Leader of Melmac. Sandeman swept aside all contenders with voters incredibly keen on his infamous abilities to complete 50 headstand push ups, wax 200 bar on a night out and run 5k in under 20 minutes. Even more impressively he has squeezed 85mpg out of a 450bhp 1.6 automatic VW Golf and accurately predicted future oil prices. All hail Sandeman! Summary: Please note that all contributions to the ALF Wiki are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://alf.fandom.com/wiki/Melmac_(planet)"